http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could take 18
22
15…
28, this makes me a pro.
I Am Married To THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!
Daring Doo will give me a lap dance? Is Dashie going to do cosplay or something?
no matter where I go I will be watched by Discord? oh great…good thing I dont know any discords nor do they follow me
I shall save Doctor Whooves from an evil psychopath, I hope I’m one of the people who live after doing that.
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
I think what you mean is some of the most hilarious analogies written by high school students.
I think you mean best analogies.
At a certain point, the three qualities blend together.
By god these are brilliant.
I had a dream!
Ok, so this is notable for mostly only one reason, and that is it had ponies. So what happened was as follows: Me and a group of other people came from some sort of quest giving town or another, and we had to kill a group of 6 elementals that I think they called the Boreals or something similar. So we all go and kill our respective elemental creature, except one of my friends who kind of failed at our warrior/magic institute decided to tag along with me while everyone else went alone. So we go kill either the fire or water one (or maybe both, I’m not quite sure). They looked like their elements were in a humanoid shaped whirlwind to describe them best. After we have killed these elementals we all meet back up and find out that the Lord Boreal awakened with them, and we have to go and kill him as well. So we head over to his castle that is obviously based on the elements, and I thought that Lord Boreal was going to be either Aether or Figment based because of what happened soon after we entered. When we entered we noticed that the inside looked completely different from the outside. Namely, the inside looked like a modern hallway with 7 doors. We took the farthest door on the right, and inside was an old man wearing a suit of armour that looked very depressed. He was sitting next to a bedroll and the remains of a fire. He told us that the armour he wore was cursed, and that it made him immortal. However, he could not leave the room, nor could he sleep. The only way to remove it was to give it to someone else, so one of our friends decided to take the burden of the curse, and took the armour. The old man smiled and turned to dust as soon as the last of the armour left his body. We left our friend because we could do nothing to help him, and went back out of the temple, because we started running low on supplies. At this point we walk back to a local charity building to get supplies because in this world, animals don’t carry money in their skin pockets or whatever. And we get stuff from it, and when we go back to the castle of Lord Boreal, we find a sword on the ground that belonged once to a great adventurer that went missing years ago, and suddenly an equip screen that is similar to the one in Mardek (this is what I meant by figment or Aether) appears in front of us, and we find out that the only person who can wield the sword is the friend that tagged along with me to face my boreal. He is the only person proficient in this kind of sword, you see. Anyway, we walk into the last door in the hall way and then suddenly…. I forget what happens here! Next thing I know, I’m in a somewhat ruined house that had a pool table in literally every room. I am with a group of the same number as I had before, but the people changed. OK, so the group consists of my EXTREMELY arrogant brother, the pony Surprise, Pinkie Pie, and I think some sort of stoneman warrior, and… sombody else that I remember was a girl. Anyway, we all walk around this place for a bit, and suddenly…. My brother does something that makes me so mad that I walk away and sit down next to pool table that part of the roof fell in on, thus breaking said table in half. This was a total of one room away, and I was able to use a seer power to see that from the room they were in they could see any room in the house from a magical monitor. I remember picking up a black coloured 10 ball and chucking it across the room when I heard my brother say “Hey, where’s the black pool ball?” in the next room. I was so angry that I actually started to cry a little bit, and Surprise and Pinkie Pie got angry at my brother and came over to me and carried me back into the monitor room and I suddenly got really tired and then something weird happened. As I said before, I had seer powers, allowing me to see this. Surprise and Pinkie Pie did a form of astral projection, Pinkie Pie looked like her normal body, but glowing, but what was weird was Surprise. She turned into a completely naked human girl (also glowing) holding a candle near her breasts. A couple seconds later pajamas with star and moon patterns, but the candle shone through her clothes. She put the candle out and both of them started cuddling with me, I could easily see that they were astral forms, but both of them were still moving around in their normal bodies, so I don’t know how that worked. I squirmed out and poked the astral Pinkie in the face and nothing happened, and then I woke up. The End.
Everybody A L W A Y S spells my name “Katie” instead of “Katy.”
EVERY
FREAKING
TIME
ALL THE TIME.
JESUS.
IT’S KAFERMAN.
NOT KAFFIRMAN.
NOT CAFERMAN.
NOT CAFIRWOMAN.
NOT COUGHMAN.
JESUS.
All the damn time.
Erich. Not Eric. Not Erik. Not Erick.
Erich.
It’s really not hard to remember.
——ensen
EN, not ON…
they always ask too!
“O.n. at the end?”
Loonsfoot
Loons + foot
Not Longsfoot
Not Lonsfoot
Loonsfoot
Raudel
Not Rabuel
Not Rauldel
Stupid fucking teachers!
Gould you morons.
Not Ghoul
Not Gold
Not Guld
Not Goa’uld like in SG-1
Gould.
You may call me. Shirtless man.
Green tee shirt what does that mean?
too hot for shirt, so I must have powers of invisibility
I have the powers of a phoenix. Awesome.
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.
If you don’t reblog…
I really hope you guys can see it too
Oh…
Inkblot of the Day #20.
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy
Two Gay Deer back to back
Or a big daddy with a little sister standing in front of him
Two dragon skulls, with an altar that looks like a mech.
Metal Gear Rex in between 2 dragon skulls
two sexy women between two dragon skulls… with floating dots things…
two people trying to do the fusion dance above an alien spaceship
A legless creature from the deepest depths of nightmares crouching under a set of floating demon armour.
I’m hanging in there with Breathethestarlight, with a Semi-automatic rifle from ME3 demo, and a lifetime supply of cheesecake!
BRING IT SKULLSUCKERS!
ooc: I will be with TwoeyMod, using an enchanted Dwarven blade of shock, and with an infinite supply of Tuna Sandwhichs.
… besides the sandwhich thing, I think I could live with that.
I’ll be with my best friend.
Eulicnd’s C-Finder from Fallout NV (I dunno if this is good or bad)And potato scollops.
Yes.someone I know on skype called Marey
a tranquilizer gun and knife from MGS3and a bacon and egg mcmuffin + a hash brown
Let’s see, the entire group of BronyComms, a tree that shoots FIRE and I get lots of meatloaf. And I LIKE meatloaf. Bring it undead, I got a fire tree.
